FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 19

Never bring a mustache to a beard fight.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 18

You can grow a beard in two easy steps: 1- be a man! 2- The end.

FUNNY BEARD SAYING 17

One, who sacrifices his beard for a woman, deserves neither.

FUNNY BEARD SAYING 16

If one asks for a shave, he should not be mad if his balls are cut in the process.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 15

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 14

You can grow a beard in two easy steps: 1- be a man! 2- The end.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 13

I don’t work out much, but my beard lifts skirts

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 12

If at work they ask you to shave say it’s against my religion, if they ask which one say MAN.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 11

When two beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 10

Your boyfriend doesn’t have a beard! And you are not lesbian?!

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 9

Shaving says a lot about a man, like I’m not one!

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 8

I don’t know who this Gillette is, but she sounds like a bitch.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 7

Ladies, if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t raise your standards.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 6

Some fathers teach their sons to shave, some teach them to be men.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 5

Shaving is like playing golf at night, you sure will lose your balls.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 4

You don’t like my beard? I didn’t grow it for you.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 3

Beards. Pretty much the only thing guys are comfortable complementing each other on.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 2

The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is if you cut-off his beard.

FUNNY BEARD SAYINGS 1

Unlike other parts of you, the beard can be as long as you like.